This is hilarious. Or sad. I’m not sure which.
Remember on April 12 when KFC introduced their artery-clogging, blood pressure-blasting, heart-stopping sandwich called the “Double Down?”
“The one-of-a-kind Double Down features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe(R) or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. And no bun, of course. “
Well of course no one wants to be left out of the fun! So Foodswings of Brooklyn has responded with the…
wait for it…
“The Handwich is two faux chicken patties breaded with cornflakes and special seasoning, fried with daiya and tofutti cheese, faux bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion and a sweet mustard dijonaise (we add veggies because they’re manly too!)”
Thus proving that indeed you CAN be vegan and eat unhealthy junk food LOL!
In other breaking news, KFC announced today that later this month they will sell their 10 MILLIONTH Double Down sandwich.
And so KFC is going to keep the once “limited time only” Double Down on it’s menu forever.
I swear I must really belong in some alternate universe. :0